I have wrote a bucket list. Shit to do before I die. Things I have always wanted to do and things I have added as time goes on.
| 1 | Reach 30 years of age | Achieved | Might seem easy, but at times I wonder how! |
| 2 | Reach 60 years of age | Pending | Working on it! |
| 3 | Play in a band | Achieved | Ok might not have done Manchester MEN arena but rocked the odd pub or two in the North West |
| 4 | Shag Kylie Minogue | Pending | Unlikely now I am married to the most wonderful women ever! (see how I pulled that one back!) |
| 5 | Own a Sports Car | Achieved | Had two, though one will have gone back before returning home. The Lotus survives, albeit with a bottomless pit of bills. |
| 5 | To weigh 19 stones (266lbs for Americans) | Achieved | Piece of piss! |
| 6 | Eight pints without a piss | Achieved | Was a long time ago, no chance of ever repeating this superhuman feat ever again. |
| 7 | Appear on a TV program other than Crimewatch | Achieved | Albeit on a little watched late night cheap cable channel. |
| 8 | Batter Morrisey. | Pending | Yet another reason I need to get fit! |
| 9 | Visit Las Vegas | Achieved | Was only a matter of time for a degenerate Blackpool kid. |
| 10 | Enter a Marathon | Achieved | Hey! Was only 27 quid |
| 11 | Run a Marathon | Pending | Entering and completing, or even starting for that matter, are very different things. |
| 10 | Walk in the Mojave Desert | ACHIEVED!! | A shameless prelude to the next blog! |
As you can see most of the items I have managed to tick off. I find a bucket list is considerably easier to complete if you add the items after you have done them!
